i shagged mrs hudson because she asked for it
um ok.
I burnt the heart out of Anderson because I’m a proper genius too and I was happy for the rest of the day.
This is legit guys.
I watched John hug a lucky cat because it cheered me up and it was slightly awkward.
I shagged D.I Lestrade because I ran out of strawberry jam and Mrs. Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles afterwards.
Suddenly I’m John. GOD JOHN. YOU CAN’T JUST SHAG LESTRADE BECAUSE YOU’RE OUT OF JAM.
Lestrade made me punch Anderson because I was told to and I was happy for the rest of the day…
Sounds about right yeah…
I burned the heart out of Donovan because she asked for it and it was odd
Anderson made me kick Mrs. Hudson because that’s how little Carl died and I smiled.
….
WHAT.
NO.
I’M SO SORRY MRS. HUDSON.
ANDERSON HAS DINOSAUR MIND CONTROL.
I KISSED MYCROFT BECAUSE MYCROFT FORCED ME TO AND I SMILED. Isn’t that, like, mouth rape combined with Stolkhom’s Syndrome????????
I met Anthea because Anderson is a douche and I collapsed.
Well then. That does make sense… Anthea is pretty attractive.
I watched John hug Jim Moriarty because it eased the pain of having to wait for Season 2. And it was slightly awkward.
I DON’T EVEN FUCKING WATCH SHERLOCK BUT FUCK THIS IS GREAT.
I burnt the heart out of Anderson because I was told to and I was happy for the rest of the day.
I burnt the heart out of D.I. Lestrade because Mycroft forced me to and I smiled.
WHAT! NO! :C
